Aaron Halfaker

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Aaron "The Woodchuck" Halfaker is the current secretary of CSGSA. Elected in Spring 2007, he assumed office in September 2007. Aaron is not a Communist, because in Soviet Russia Communists are Aaron Halfaker, which is really creepy.

Aaron is a member of the GroupLens lab and is currently working with the restructuring project team on Movie Lens and the Wikipedia group on vandalism detection.

You can find Aaron's official "website" here.

Contents 1 Motto 2 Criticism 3 Ninja-hood 4 News 5 Trivia

[edit] Motto

"If I don't let myself be happy now, then when?"

[edit] Criticism

Aaron has been criticized for taking unbearably boring notes during CSGSA meetings that talk about what was discussed as opposed to the funny things people said. He is working on that, though.

[edit] Ninja-hood

Aaron is a ninja who studied in the mountains of Dultuh under his own direction. He attained ninja-hood in early 2003 while snowboarding. He attacked a 50 foot gap without even looking at it first and flashed some brutal double rock fists whilst flying 60 feet in the air.

Soon after attaining his superhuman ninja status, Aaron became a grad student. This resulted in fatness and laziness.

One day of the year, Aaron becomes a ninja again.

[edit] News

• November 30, 2007: Aaron has an intense craving for four (4) pieces of cheese and some banana pepper juice.

[edit] Trivia

• Aaron likes polar bears, teaching, chinese food, scooters, philosophy, sliding down wet grassy hills (like a ninja), old video games, sandwiches, ninjas, wheelchair basketball, polar bears, micro-breweries, silly hats, space ships, snowboarding, sledding, running, mountain biking, dressing up like a ninja, webcomics, wikis, the gentle way that sunlight pours though venetian blinds on a lazy evening, and "mature" women, ifyouknowwhatImean (you know you do).
• Random toys and Fresca cans appear in Aaron's cube.
• Aaron drives scooters and is something of a small engine mechanic
• Aaron minored in philosophy at his undergrad.
• Aaron is ninja. You can't see him.
• Aaron has a fleet of paper airplanes bearing his likeness.
• Aaron is the master of clock-setting for GroupLens.
• Aaron once won a whole dollar from Reid Priedhorsky in a bet over a quadruple-decker sandwich
• Aaron apparently has far too little money and must make extra change by gambling with his stomach.

Preceded by Katie Pants

Secretary of the CSGSA 2007–2008, 2008–2009

Succeeded by Incumbent