GroupLens Plague

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GroupLens Plague (magnification 1,000,000x)
GroupLens Plague (magnification 1,000,000x)

The GroupLens Plague is an annual event involving the GroupLens research group becoming very sick. Currently afflicted members include: Aaron HalfakerAndrew SheppardAngela BrandtKatie PancieraRich Davies.

The GroupLens Plague can be transmitted electronically via IM, as evidenced by the infection of former GroupLens member Doreen Hartzell.

Non-symptomatic members of GroupLens may still be carriers of the GroupLens Plague. Extreme caution should be used in approaching these individuals.

[edit] Symptoms

  • Coughing
  • Headache
  • Sounding like a forty-four year old woman who lives in a trailer park with fifty-one cats
  • Slacking off
  • Editing the wiki
  • Death
  • Excessive sneezing
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