Kelly Cannon

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Kelly Cannon is a former vice president of CSGSA. She was elected in Spring 2007, despite fierce facebook campaigning for her rival, Andy Exley.

She was president of the organization for the 2005-2006 school year.

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[edit] Criticisms

  • Kelly has neglected wheelchair basketball in favor of not playing wheelchair basketball.
  • It has been said that Kelly is lazy and that she stinks :)
  • Kelly plans to forgo a Ph. D. in favor of a "Real Job"

[edit] Unofficial Social Organization

She is also currently the unofficial social organizer. The official social organizer is Erik Shimshock.

[edit] Medical Disasters

Kelly is renowned in the department for her tales of medical disaster. These include: the broccoli thumb, ski jumping for beginners, the Grace Hopper plague, a thrown out back from picking up a cat toy, and a cat which is allergic to life.

[edit] Kelly's Cat

Last recorded barf

  • Date: 2008-2-25
  • Quantity: 6 gallons
  • Type: Lumpy, warm, and on the bed


[edit] Hobbies

  • Getting clobbered at Scrabulous by Reid Priedhorsky, in large part because she is afraid to memorize the two- and three-letter scrabble words, reasoning that even if she did so, she would still get clobbered and that would be embarrassing.

[edit] Trivia

  • Kelly once had to ride the special bus because she lost her U-Pass.
  • Kelly will not eat Asian food, but she will eat chicken liver.


Preceded by
Dan O'Brien
President of the CSGSA
2004–2005
Succeeded by
P. Coleman Saunders



Preceded by
Reid Priedhorsky
Vice President of the CSGSA
2007–2008
Succeeded by
Erik Shimshock
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